This month's willing accomplice (read victim) is Jodo, the man behind the Writers Club, the man I have been known to stalk on occasion. Yes, I stalk the man, but only in the nicest way possible, and by that I mean I may have fawned over him in a most embarrassing fashion, such as I do. Don't look at me like that, I gush and I'm proud of it, so there. Ahem. I could write some long winded explanation of why I love what, and how, he writes, but instead I'll tell you a story. You know how I keep saying I don't get poetry? Last month, he did a post called Kitendawili, a poem three lines long, three words in each. I asked him what it was all about, all casual like, not wanting to look like a complete idiot, and he replied with three lengthy paragraphs, schooling me on bibi, babi and baba. Ten words, three paragraphs. To call the man fascinating is an understatement. To wit, this conversation. Heads up, if you don't speak Kiswahili, or sheng, you may need a translator. I would have done it, but I'm lazy, and not particularly fluent in either. And besides, I like how he sounds, the man has a flow about him. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the poet.
ALEX: Are you
up for a little poking into your mind?
JODO: Poking...isn't a polite word. ;)
Hahahaha...
No it isn't, but I couldn't think of a better one. How
are you this morning?
Nimeamka poa. Niliamka na tune ya 'My
Way' - Frank Sinatra [see playlist] ndio iko on replay.
I'd never have guessed. Sinatra?
Yes. Frank. Louis Amstrong,
'Wonderful World' [see playlist], it's a good morning.
When did you get into Sinatra, et
al? It's not something I hear many people talking about, I was half
expecting you to say Nas or something such like.
When? No date, used to listen to my
father's tapes of Jim Reeves, na pia I explore expression after.
Sijawai kutaka kua 'many people'. Nas pia is on my play lists, ana
poetry. Umeamkaje?
Niliamka poa, nothing playing yet,
listening to the church across the road.
Church is good, ata kama church kills
God.
Church kills God? Are you an
atheist, sir? Or just not a church goer? Hahahaha...
Haha. I believe in God. God is Love.
But church isn't? Love, that is.
Zii. Church ni social gathering. Pia
sio building, Christians wanajua 'the body is the temple of the holy
spirit', unapata? God is love. Love haiwezi kua church. God si
church. Christians husema the church is the bride of Christ.
That doesn't sound like the churches
around these days.
What does it sound like ?
These days the building seems to be
bigger than God himself. Churches seem to be all about the physical,
material, love I don't see too often. Hahahaha...
It's what it seems. God resides ndani
ya kila mtu, but hakuna kitu mpya chini ya jua. Si unajua, ama
unakumbuka, story ya Jesus Christ akiturn violent? Love...you don't
see often. Juzi nilikua napitia sermon on the mountain - blessed are
the pure in thought, they shall see God. Ile story ya beatitudes,
Matthew 5 hapo.
So God, faith, is important to you?
:)
Why the smile?
Hio swali imenichanganya.
Yea, faith ni muhimu.
Do you consider yourself a moral
person? Don't ask me what moral is... :-)
Hahahahaha. Kali. I try, but no.
I ask about moral because of your
job, you've written about it several times.
My job is immoral. :)
But you've managed to reconcile it
with your morals?
Kitu kama hio. Sijui ata morals zangu
ni zipi, tuseme principles...what's the difference?
I have no idea, to be
honest, I suspect they're the same thing. Morals, principles...a
code you live by. What are your principles?
Hehe...eish. Sijawai kaa chini kuzijua
kabisa, but nathink kuna vitu siezi fanya, like taking advantage of
an intoxicated woman. I think nilitoa hio kwa movie, but sijui.
Hahahaha... That's honest. The
job, are you part of the system? 'Hii system ni ya majambazi...' I
dont know where that came from.
Honesty ni principle, ama? Yes, I'm
in the system...'part of the system' unamean?
You talk about the job, serikali,
with some distaste, like you see how rotten it is, but then you're in
it, and you seem to like the work. I guess I'm wondering if you're
conflicted...
Nathink 'the system' ni ile report ya
jana, that % kubwa ya wealth, or more, iko na watu politically
connected. Watu wanafaa kujua serikali, but ni watu wanafanya
country isonge. Serikali sio kitu, ni watu, serikali ni mimi na wewe.
Watu wanahold the reigns of this thing inaitwa government, ndio
wanamisgovern. Conflicted, yes. Sijui kusema adequately vile
itaeleweka...samaki huoza ikianza kwa kichwa. Inaitwa civil service,
but hakuna service...na kama iko, sio civil. Unanipata?
You're an optimist, Jodo.
Really?!!
Yes, really.
Nimeona umerefer to Mashifta...
What happened to them, or am I the
one who lost touch? Hahahaha... Probably.
Haujapoteza touch. Hizi siku hawako
sana, but wanafanya stuff. Niko eternally grateful to Kalamashaka
nikiona Juliani, and the vibrant entertainment scene.
What do you think of the music
coming out these days? Who do you like?
Nimetry kufikiria artistes wengine, but
nimeona ni songs moja moja zao nalike.
Let's start with Juliani then,
educate me, I only know a couple of tracks, and even then kijuujuu...
Is he as good as they say he is? I keep reading that he's the real
deal, ki Kshaka, conscious music, not kapuka like akina Prezzo. Then
again, Ksouth had a track called kapuka so...
Kapuka serves a need. It is from the
Ksouth song that baptised some songs as so.
Really?
Yea. Now am feeling low.
Why? What did I say, man?
Nimethink tu 'consciousness' haiko
valued, na more knowledge more grief. Nimeamua kusikia 'Loliwe' ya
Zahara [see playlist].
Beautiful song.
The lyrics pia ni fine tu sana.
Simple. Ulikua unaulizia music...
...to figure out your writing, you
reference music constantly.
I write to a beat. :) My heart beat.
Brilliant line. I will steal that.
Hahahaha. Speaking of heartbeats, two women feature on the blog,
recently at least. Your grandma and an unnamed woman. :-) Do you
like writing about love?
Love. It's all I write. :)
This is why I like talking to you,
never a simple answer.
That's a simple answer. No?
No, it's a poet's answer.
Remember that Dylan quote - a poet is a
naked person...
Bob Dylan I'm guessing.
Writing about love, in all its forms, is it a poet thing?
Sijui about poets, najua tu there are
two kinds of writers – poets...and liars?
Now that you have to explain.
Hahahaha... Are you saying truth is poetry, or is it the other way
around, poetry is truth?
Hehe. I picked it up from an old
movie. Sasa umeamua za logics, design ya akina aristotle... Jesus
aliulizwa na Pointius Pilate, 'What is truth?'
Na akasema...
Alinyamaza.
Hahahahaha... Talk of truth always
reminds me of Jack Nicholson, 'A Few Good Men', “You want truth?
You can't handle truth...”
Kabisa.
Luo. The elephant in the room these
days it seems. From what I've been
reading, being Luo is complicated. There's a Luo renaissance going
on. Part pride, part anger, part shame...
Renaissance... I like that word. How
is being Luo complicated?
Now you man, si I'm asking you?
Hehe.
Is being Luo any different from
being Kuyo, or Kenyan for that matter?
Haven't been a 'kuyo'. :) And there
is nothing like 'Kenyan', tutafika tu one day. I think sisi wote
tuko different, individually na culturally. Kuna vile we perceive
things as a group, and as we are percieved... But stereotypes pia ni
a sort of laziness... Nikiparaphrase 'Up In The Air', it's faster na
easier.
So, is the renaissance I'm seeing,
reading, an attempt to refute the Luo stereotype?
OK. The Luo kuna vile wamebebwa na
vile wamejibeba. Ukieza control mind ya mtu, utamcontrol.
Hang on, wamebebwa na wamejibeba?
How wako perceived and how they
perceive themselves, kitu kama hio.
How do they perceive themselves?
Is it not evident in how 'they' carry
themselves? Pride. How they are percieved - arrogant. Hio tu
nasema ni juujuu, but there is more to it than that, unafaa utafute
sociologist aseme. It is presumptuous of me to claim kua authority.
It's not about authority, I'm asking
your opinion because I think your opinion is valid, useful. Why is
it so hard for us to talk about tribe?
Hapo sasa. Nilikua nikuambie, now you
can't avoid politics.
Why should we avoid politics? We
both spend a fair bit of time throwing stones at politicians no?
Inarudi kwa kitu nilisikia kama wa
Kshaka akisema, 'Kabila ni mbili tu - maskini na mdosi'. Politics is
too important a thing to be left to politicians. Tulianza kuongea
system na wealth inafuatana na power, mostly political. Unacheki ni
cycle tu. Haufeel fire flani ndani yako? Truth si kitu easy. :)
Uliquote Hollywood, 'can't handle the truth'.
You don't put much stock in tribe do
you? From the Kshaka quote, sounds like you see past the myth.
Tribe ni muhimu from the point of view
ya identity, a sense of belonging. Tukiongea ata kilinguistically,
hii kilami tunaongea i.e. English, ni mother tongue ya England,
French - France, German- Germany, Chinese – China... Think Maasai.
Think names.
Traditions?
Hio ni part ndogo tu, but it all adds
up kua culture ya mtu. Think Jews, Orthodox or non practising.
Now that's tricky. Their culture is
entwined with their religion, actually, the religion is what binds
them together. European, African, American...all Jews, but different
cultures.
OK, that's tricky, true, but even
within hizo communities wanaishi, kuna vile wako different na wana
associate to each other as one. Religion yao kwao is a big part of
their culture.
It's an all the time thing, not just
on Sunday like the Christians. :-)
Hehe. Una ubaya na Christians.
Hahahaha. Uchokozi.
Eddie Griffin hulike pia kuwachokoza.
Christianity ni kama convinience, ama ya kuandikwa kwa C.V.
You know. I'm bothered by people
using religion as an excuse for...foolishness...
Foolishness is a human right. :) What
sort of folly?
The folly of being
passive, refusing to question, forgive and forget, love thy
neighbour. What if my neighbour is a thieving idiot? Hahahaha. We
have digressed... Tribe, identity, culture. Are we doomed as a
country to remain separate but equal? Kila mtu na chake and God for
us all?
It's not a country thing, it's human.
Cry, beloved country? :)
Why cry when I can mock endlessly?
:-) Any thoughts on Boniface?
Boniface Mwangi. Yule alisema
'ameretire' from activism juu ya selfishness yetu, watu wa kenya?
Thoughts...about nini haswa?
About his 'activism', retirement,
selfish Kenyans...
He played his part. Kuna ile poem ya
lauryn hill, 'Motives and Thoughts' [see playlist]. Story ni yeye ndio anajua nini
alikua ameset out kuachieve, hadi aka choka. Siri ni ya watu watatu,
'shetani, mungu na wewe'. The backstory. Ametushow that activism ni
choice.
Do you think of yourself as an
activist? I know its become a bad word these days, but I mean it in
the simplest sense, agitating for change. :-)
Yes.
Have you always been?
I want to believe I have.
How old are you Jodo? And do you
play bball? Hahahaha...
29 in may. No, I don't play bball.
You can't be called Jodo and not
play ball, that's an...oxymoron? I'm from the Michael Jordan era,
clearly.
Actually jodo ni martial art, ama ni a
short bamboo stick inatumika kwa martial art ya Japan.
Are you a karate
expert?
I'm no expert. An admirer of arts.
Nilijoin karate club in high school as a buffer for bullies.
Born and bred in Nai?
Nairobi born and bred.
Eastlands?
Hapo sasa.
You've done a couple of posts about
the other side of the highway, is there a divide in our lovely city?
:-)
:) The city in the sun.
Because other cities have no sun.
Ha! We are quite special, us Nairobians.
Unique. We feel special...or think we
are.
Pride. Seen as arrogance. :-)
Hehe.
The divide, is it east and west, or
rich and poor?
Ni universal.
Nikiendeleza what umesema, east - china- poor - bad...west- good-
rich...
But west has poor too, and east has
rich.
True. Kuna place ya the rich na the
poor everywhere, like birds of a feather.
Our governor, any
progress being made?
Nice traffic lights...
Hahahaha. Very fancy, no?
Uliniita optimist. Fancy. :) This is
a city!!
Not a city, THE city. In the sun.
With a park.
Hapo sawa. Haha. Progress...sijui.
Ama hana PR machinery poa.
Unlike Alfred?
Phd in journalism, but at least kuna
steps made. Hata hivo, swali ni expectations zetu ni nini, as
Wanairobi.
That was my next question, what are
you hoping for?
Better days. :) Clean city, clean
streets. Security. Planned developments. I want more. Traffic iwe
better, affordable housing for all, maji...and so on.
Do you know who your ward rep is?
'Mbunge wangu simjui/ alidisappear
after election/ lakini najua zikikaribia zitareappear kam christ
resurrection!' - Kshaka
Hahahahahaha...so true. I know my
MP...
:) Good, knowledge is power. I know
my president.
...nilimwona TV kule Kisumu
akishughulikia mambo ya party elections. :-D Ward rep I have no
clue.
Hahahaha. Pole. Inaitwa democrazy.
I blame myself...
Don't. Why do you?
Kidero invited the public for
consultations for the budget, but I'm too busy, no? Then I complain
I wasn't consulted, na consultant simjui? My fault.
It isn't a coalition government, inakaa
kwetu it's just an attempt for show. It's all our fault, our leaders
are a reflection of us. However, I want to know that what I say will
be taken seriously. Ati mwanamume ni effort. Tsk.
How to get heard, that's the issue.
Pull a Boniface with foam babies, or Omtatah with chains. Or Jodo
with poems...
First, true
revolutionaries do not flaunt their radicalism. They cut their hair,
put on suits and infiltrate the system from within." - Saul
Alinsky. Second ni the education, na the unlearning of all we've
heard of. Politics as politricks...is a dirty game. It. Is. Not. A.
Game!
But a cynic would argue that life is
all a game, pata potea.
It is. But then again it isn't. :)
Hahahaha. It's complicated.
We need to redefine what 'politics' is.
What is politics, issues or
competitions?
Politics, sijui ni nini. By
definition, wanasema ni vile tunaeza get kugovern, vile power inaeza
tumika kushare resources.
But we can't all govern, can we?
We can all govern. We all govern. The
basic unit of government is the family. Our contribution iko from
nyumbani, to shule, to work na hivo.
So, rethink our politics, infiltrate
the system, rebuild from the bottom up, as well as top down?
Haha. By any means necessary. Rethink
ourselves and the role we 'play'. ;)
Last question. What
question haven't I asked, that you want to answer?
Haha.... Naskiza Susan Boyle singing
'I dreamed a dream' [see playlist].
Your playlist is bloody amazing, so
random. :-) Continue...
Sijui swali ipi hujaniuliza na
ningetaka uniulize.
I have one, why do you
sound like two different people?
Huh? Aje hivo? Hehehe.
On the blog you're the Queen's
English spouting poet. On email, and now chat, you're the guy from
across the way. You're bilingual. :-)
Hehe. Nikiwa campo, ata nishawai
kushow, when a friend heard me speak English alisema ni kama am
speaking in tongues.
Is what I'm saying...
Hio swali sina jibu.
I know, that's why I asked. :-)
Thank you for your morning sir, it's been really good.
Imekua poa, thanks sana. Blessed.
Something random, a prayer: God bless the work of my words.